December 11, 2003

Who wants to marry a longshot?

Dennis Kucinich is desperate -- in more ways than one.

Next week on "Also-Ran Island," Paris Hilton eliminates Al Sharpton after finding she had more money in her purse than he has in his campaign fund. Sharpton swings back, announcing "I've found bigger pieces of meat caught in my mustache."

Posted by rj3 at December 11, 2003 4:02 PM

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