December 22, 2003

The 12 days of DCSOB

On the 12th day of Christmas, I got from DCSOB:

12 crackheads twiching
11 teachers grafting
10 congressmen meddling
9 red-light cameras
8 dead zoo creatures
7 lobbyists bribing
6 streets a-closing
Five Metro lines
4 barflies smoking
3 half-smokes
2 sniper suspects
And a high school full of mercury.

Posted by rj3 at December 22, 2003 2:17 PM

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