May 7, 2004
The DCSOB mean nightlife guide
This is how it works: I tell you what to do. You do it. Understand?
Friday: Put on a suit. Rumple it up like you've been working in it all day. Head down to Capitol Lounge. Mingle with the staffers. 50 points to the person who can pull off a successful pick-up line that includes the word "ethanol."
Saturday: Go to the Found reception at Visions' Bar Noir. You know, like Found Magazine, but in book form. Stay for the midnight show, which is Bubba Ho-Tep.
Sunday: Catch Clinic at the Black Cat. They wear surgical masks and drone a bit, but are still awesome. No complaining about having to wake up for work on Monday -- nobody actually gets anything done on Mondays anyway.
This is for your own good, y'see? I can't be on the phone to you each and every one of you every Friday and Saturday night to tell you to turn off Law & Order to go get plastered and meet some people [Eds note - Check the site stats; you could do that fairly easily]. So just trust me, these events will be fun and will significantly reduce your chances of dying alone and not being discovered for weeks until your neighbors complain about the smell.
By increasing the chances you'll die in a crowd.
Posted by rj3 at May 7, 2004 1:23 PM
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and the band opening for clinic, ratatat, is pretty cool too.
are you going, rj3? i was thinking about it, before you even started being all bossy about it.
Posted by: nm at May 7, 2004 3:05 PM
I just might.
Posted by: Randolph at May 7, 2004 3:10 PM
ratatat is pretty sweet, they have a very interesting sound. i'm psyched that black cat announced that the unicorns are playing june 6th, that should be an awesome show
Posted by: Brett at May 7, 2004 4:31 PM