July 16, 2004
SOB of the week
THE LADY AT CHIPOTLE in Bethesda yesterday who ordered two burritos, wanted guacamole on both, but didn't want to pay for two orders of guacamole. She spent five minutes explaining to the burrito assembler, then the cashier, then the manager, why she shouldn't be charged for two guacamoles because the one dollop of guac was split between two burritos.
You are a cheap, anal, petty, niggling wretch of a woman who shouldn't be allowed to purchase any food not already pre-wrapped and sealed.
You're also DCSOB SOB of the week. Congrats.
Posted by rj3 at July 16, 2004 2:43 PM
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This woman must've been the most hated person in line after that fiasco. I couldn't even imagine what would've happened if she pulled that off at the College Park location.
Posted by: Brett at July 16, 2004 4:07 PM
i hope you do this every week. i hate people so much!
Posted by: nm at July 16, 2004 4:56 PM
Just like the Useless Retrospective Weekend Guide, the Bossy Weekend Guide, the 20 Second Restaurant Review and all the regularly regular features on DCOSB, you can bet your bottom dollar it'll be reliable.
Posted by: Randolph at July 16, 2004 5:16 PM
This is a great town in which to hate people. It's just so easy.
Posted by: Underused at July 18, 2004 4:50 AM