September 21, 2004
A cult following
I try to avoid the Moonie Times, but just like the Jews for Jesus, the're in my face around my Metro station. You have to wonder what they were thinking last night when determining what to put on today's front page above the fold. Iraq going to sh*t? Nope. Kerry making a speech on said subject? Nope. Rev. Moon appointing himself King of the Universe? Maybe tomorrow. Instead, we have the governor of Maryland counting his chickens well before they hatch by picking his replacement even before his own highly speculative reelection.
Has the blue state turned red without anyone but a few Korean cultists noticing? Has Ehrlich's plan to turn the state into Atlantic City writ large in order to balance the budget through slots revenue and sales taxes on pawn shops become a beacon of hope to Free Staters? Has using state funds to plaster his smug, preppy face on television screens really worked to such an extent that he can appoint the 2010 nominee in 2004? I'm amazed.
But then again, they say Rev. Moon works miracles.
Posted by rj3 at September 21, 2004 11:12 AM
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