October 14, 2004

The big debate question

I know what an AK-47 is, and I understood when Kerry spoke about them.

But what the everloving f*ck is a "salt weapon"?

Does it work on "terraists" with high blood pressure?

Do you use it to make the wounds inflicted by other weaponry sting more?

Is it a defensive weapon used to dry up the foam forming on the side of your mouth?

If we get four more years of that manufactured twang, I'm going to stop watching TV news.

Posted by rj3 at October 14, 2004 9:14 AM

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Salt weapons have something to do with protecting the "lirties" guaranteed by the second amendment.

Posted by: JK at October 14, 2004 10:01 AM

"Lirties"? Anything like Lirty Dies??

Posted by: Michael at October 15, 2004 3:18 PM

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