November 17, 2004
TV on the Radio on your Butt on the Street
There's really nothing better than hipster beef. I can't wait to see the b*tchslaps fly outside Velvet Lounge one night in the near future, the brawl continuing until someone gets their $200 "vintage" courderoy blazer ripped -- it's hard to throw a roundhouse when your clothes are too tight.
Don't read this as my accusing the DCeiver of being a lanky hipster - I believe you can be into indie rock without buying into the trust-fund bohemian lifestyle. Speaking as someone who's been called a hipster, metrosexual, Zionist and baby-killer in the same negative tone, I know it's not a neutral term.
Posted by rj3 at November 17, 2004 11:42 AM
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Oh, man. I am not a lanky hipster who owns anything vintage or corduroy. I just know that when I finally get to throw you a high five, I'm going to be a great big disappointment. Of course, I'm used to that.
Posted by: TheDCeiver at November 17, 2004 1:34 PM
I think you misunderstand me...
Posted by: randolph at November 17, 2004 1:49 PM
See. I told you. Me heap big disappointment!
Actually, I need some coffee.
Posted by: The DCeiver at November 17, 2004 1:54 PM
Well, "on the internet, nobody knows you're a loser," as they say. OK, back to whatever it is I do for a living...
Posted by: randolph at November 17, 2004 2:03 PM