December 7, 2004
Feliz surveydad
The New York Post, which is like the Moonie Times but with better sports coverage, has an article about the worst Christmas songs ever. It cites this Edison Media Research poll that ranks Eric Cartman's version of "O Holy Night" as the worst ever.
Bullplop!
Read a little into the Edison blurb and you'll find out why:
"Edison tested more than 600 songs with 30-to-49-year-old women specifically recruited because they loved Christmas music and listened to all-holiday radio every year."
Yes, these are the people who you'll find at the Michael's in Falls Church at 2 p.m. on a Tuesday snapping up felt and sparkles for God-knows-what. These are the people who make their cats (plural, of course) wear fuzzy antlers from Haloween until President's Day. These people watch QVC like I watch CNN.
This isn't America.
To quote Homer Simpson, "That's not even Mexico."
For the record, my favorite Christmas song is from South Park, but it isn't from Cartman -- it's Mr. Garrison's "Merry F*cking Christmas."
(link from Coolfer)
Posted by rj3 at December 7, 2004 12:41 PM
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