January 14, 2005
Inauguration 102
Some of you undoubtedly need useful information on what to do and how to get around during the inauguration, and DCist has you covered.
But really, why risk getting sent to Gitmo for finding yourself on the wrong side of a barricade with the blue pass instead of the purple pass, or ending up in a smelly, confused haze when the anti-war, pro-housing or some such protestors trapse around your neighborhood complaining about how they couldn't get a permit to follow the motorcade down Pennsylvania Avenue with their 12' tall paper mache monster representing Exxon or Bechtel or Safeway or something. Or risk writing really, really long sentences.
Anyway, all I can tell you is that the only safe place is your home, behind all the plastic sheeting and duct tape you can muster. Best to stock up on booze and MREs this weekend.
Posted by rj3 at January 14, 2005 12:10 PM
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