January 20, 2005
An inaguration song
(To the tune of "Let the Eagle Soar" -- yes, I can rhyme better than this)
Be a red state whore
Offer the yokels a special tour
From Anacostia go door to door
Then run away when they're curled on the floor.
Don't you know that there are lots of things
you can for fatcats under your wings:
To an insecure white man nothing stings
like an SUV with lots of dings.
My advice is not to throw a pie
There's not much harassment you can do
From within the walls of Cell Block 5
But if you're alert and WASPy
There are $100,000 vacations to ruin.
Posted by rj3 at January 20, 2005 11:29 AM
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Being a Texan WASP (unlike that fellow who was born in Connecticut everyone's making such a fuss over today), I'm so sad that I'm not there to have all the fun I could be having with your unwanted visitors.
"Naw, sir... ya just keep goin' east on G Street, and there you are! Cain't miss it..."
Now returning to averting my gaze from all the TV sets my right-wing, ex-military co-workers are gazing at.
Posted by: Amanda at January 20, 2005 11:57 AM
ha ha! losers. Keep finding snarky ways to treat other humans badly; must be good for your karma.
Posted by: chris at January 20, 2005 2:05 PM
Yes, let's play nice and bipartisan so that when we get steamrolled time and time again, the people with the steamroller will feel even better about themselves.
And Karma - don't even talk about karma.
Posted by: rj at January 20, 2005 2:37 PM