License too shrill

Virginia legislators, tiring of the lack of progress made in making their state less of a big ol' sh*thole, have decided to expand the ways residents can speak to each other in the only major public forum left that's not owned by a major media conglomerate: staring at the back of other SUVs in crippling traffic.

Thus, we will soon see traditional marrige tags on the state's clogged and unscenic roads to let drivers know when they are behind a Ford Excursion with six children doing their best to distract a harried mother from her navigation from the megachurch to the Boy Scouts for another weekend of homo-free family fun.

Of course, political posturing through pernicious plates is already a thriving hobby across the country, with "Choose Life" tags the pride of abortion crusaders and Wham! fans alike. What are some new tags under consideration in the reactionary commonwealth?

- "Trust-Fund Hill Sluts"
- "No Metro in Loudoun - If You Can't Afford A Car, Stay Out"
- "Evolution And Impaired Driving: Just Theories"
- "Save the Endangered Blowhard"
- "Support Your Local Funeral Pyre"

Posted by rj3 at February 2, 2005 11:13 AM

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