February 17, 2005

Dumb and Dulles

(File under "Virginia was, is and will continue to be for f*ckers")

The motto of notollincrease.com, the sprawlsluts who are fighting to keep tolls on the Dulles Toll Road at the same level they have been since they opened the road is "Pork out of politics and tolls off the Toll Road."

Huh?

While I applaud the desire of these Loudoun loudmouths to make our system of government Halal, I fail to see how "tolls off the Toll Road" makes sense given that they don't seem to be calling for a full repeal. Maybe that's next. But what would you call the Dulles Toll Road if it didn't have tolls? Maybe The Dulles Sprawlway, or perhaps The Why The Everloving F*ck Can't I Get A Reasonably-Priced Flight Out Of National Because Now I'm Spending More Time Driving To This Exurban Dump Of An Airport Then I'll Spend In The Air Expressway.

Posted by rj3 at February 17, 2005 3:08 PM

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Try BWI
you can get there and back with a shuttle bus that leaves every 45 min from greenbelt metro and costs only $2.50

Posted by: Av at February 18, 2005 10:41 AM

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