March 31, 2005

Again with the Carlos D

From the New York Press list of the 50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers

15. Carlos D
Bassist, Interpol

As if being the bassist for the bar-band-quality Joy Division retreads Interpol will not be ignominy enough in six months, Carlos D's penis was put on center stage with the briefly lived blog CarlosDHasHerpes. In it, a peeved guy tells the tale of how his otherwise faithful sweetheart succumbed to the lyrics "touch your thighs/I'm the lonely one" and got escorted backstage by an Interpol roadie...

...and so on. If you go to a party DJed by Carlos D, you're partying with everyone he's ever DJed for. Just be careful out there.

Save yourself. For bluestate.

And P.S., a Most Loathsome Washingtonians list is on the way, courtesy of this blog. Get your nominees in.

Posted by rj3 at March 31, 2005 2:40 PM

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Yeah, Carlos D gives you herpes, but bluestate only gives you STDs you can treat with a simple antibiotic. Plus, prizes!

Posted by: nm at March 31, 2005 4:07 PM

Wow, are your legs tired, DCSOB? Because it seems YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY! Seriously, you wanna team on the Loathsome list, do a little cross-blog collab? We can be just like TMFTML and Lindsay!

Hit me up at my email junk.

Posted by: DCeiver at March 31, 2005 6:12 PM

I think it might be easier to list all the people in washington that AREN'T loathsome. I think there are 72.

Are you counting federal politicians? If so, it would seem that they would dominate the list.

Posted by: Underused at April 1, 2005 11:05 AM

Since I'm not currently in Washington, I must regretfully remove my name from consideration.

Posted by: chris at April 4, 2005 3:44 PM

Most loathsome Washingtonians:

Michelle Malkin--what the hell happened to this woman? Did she just have all the humor and joy beaten out of her at some point? Is she incapable of having an orgasm? Does she have the world's worst case of early-onset hemmorhoids? Yikes.

Judy Woodruff--this dried-up old hag is at least 25 years older than she looks on TV, and spends her days kissing the asses of the worst that humanity has to offer. She has re-defined sycophancy to new levels in trying to stay relevant. Disgusting.

Tom DeLay--not sure he counts as a Washingtonian, but god help us all. This guy is as bad as they come. He's not quite as smarmy as Rick Santorum, but he's undisputedly evil incarnate.

The Metro Escalator Repair Guys--these guys have to have set new records for incompetency. They spend a month taking an escalator apart, put it back together, and it's broken again a week later. My theory is that they're really all spies and they don't actually know a goddamned thing about escalators.

Councilman Jack Evans--who the fuck is this guy and why is he on the DC City Council? Send him back to Indiana or whatever god-forsaken backwater he slithered out of.

The Capitol Police--these guys have the attitude that it's THEIR city and they'll happily shoot you to make the point, if you like. They look, act and talk like the actual gestapo and they have no concern whatsoever for the citizens of Washington. They all ought to be sent to Guantanamo if you ask me.


Posted by: Ben Hayes at April 7, 2005 10:18 AM

Ok, I am from Texas but I offer Tom DeLay as well. While I pity any city that has that waste of space in it, I don't know that I want him back here.

Oh well, Texas is miserable enough so getting that ass out of office is a mission. Hopefully he will be heading home soon but until then, I feel for you people who have him in DC.

Posted by: Mandy at April 7, 2005 11:17 AM

here's an old one, but still really annoying. michael saylor from microstrategy has got to be one of the most annoying dc'ers. once claimed that his company's decision-support software would "save lives." attended white parties in the hamptons with puffy. had visions of creating the first online university. stock tanked when it turned out they had been cooking the books. hubris!

Posted by: David at April 7, 2005 12:17 PM

if Ian MacKaye doesn't make this list, it's a total sham.

Posted by: bv at April 7, 2005 2:22 PM

James Carville-
What's the only thing worse than listening to this ratchet-jawed hick sound off about what's wrong in this country, and how central planning and the Democratic party have the answers? Imagining Skeletor and his equally loathsome bride engaged in the physical act of love is enough bad mental image to send me running for the knife drawer.

Posted by: Lancelot at April 7, 2005 2:26 PM

1. Anyone who has ever gone willingly to Smith Point.

2. Every fucking cabbie in this city.

Posted by: MB at April 7, 2005 8:11 PM

Collectively, all those who voted Marion Barry back into a political office.

Posted by: Tom at April 8, 2005 10:02 AM

How about George Stephanopolous - whose name is longer than he is tall?

Posted by: dwainomac at April 9, 2005 9:38 PM

Here are my nominations for Noxious D.C. Couples:

1. David Frum and Danielle "Frum" Crittenden. Send them back to Canada, before David writes another column about being stifled as a Yale undergrad and Harvard Law student. And before Danielle tries to pass herself off again novelistically as a relatively (for Woodley Park, that is), low-income Everymom. Hanh!

2. Hugo Gurdon and Meghan Cox Gurdon. The Missus' "column" on National Review Online has rightfully earned her the bloggers' title of America's Worst Mother(TM). Among her Helpful Tips: In order to get your wee tot to sleep through the night, lock them in the basement where you can't hear them. They are planning to homeschool two of their children, while expecting a fifth child--can we notify the District's Family Protective Services?

3. Margaret Carlson & Margaret Carlson. Anyone who is a nominal Democrat, from a working-class Irish-Catholic family in Camp Hill, Penna., who could tie herself to George W. Bush in a book title ("Anyone Can Grow Up: How George W. Bush and I Got to the White House") is beyond shameless.

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