April 13, 2005
World's Worst Comebacks
Emerging from the Metro this morning, a LaRouchie shoved a flyer in my face and as usual, I gave her the usual response I give to LaRouchies: "Go get a deprogrammer." This isn't bad advice, since sticking around in the Cult of Lyndon can get you killed. Usually, the offended propagandist tells me to have a nice day or calls me a tool of Dick Cheney's satanic cabal or some such, but this brainwashed chick had something else in mind.
"Get a deprogrammer?" she said, after I had already passed. I don't break my stride to interact with these people.
"Get a deprogrammer?" Once more, to buy time. By now, I'm a good 20 feet away.
"Well maybe you should get a VCR repairman!" What?
At least the Moonies can pop back with a good "yo mama" joke most of the time.
Posted by rj3 at April 13, 2005 8:59 AM
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"Go retrieve your microwave oven from the frozen lakes of Minnesota and place it forcefully up yo..."(trails off into street noise).
"Call the cable guy and sit around all day waiting for him, thinking he's going to come at 10am but he..."(yeah, you know what happened).
"Persistently vegetate!"
Damn. The original is hard to beat...
"Get a deprogrammer?"
"Get a deprogrammer?"
"WHAT A CUTE PIGGY!"
Posted by: Dan ZImmerman at April 13, 2005 5:48 PM