May 26, 2005
Double Whammy
If someone decided to try to design an automobile that would piss me off more than anything else on four wheels, they could start with a Hummer. Then, they could put a big picture of Sean Hannity on the side.
20th and M, NW, 2 p.m.
Posted by rj3 at May 26, 2005 4:37 PM
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Jesus. I wouldn't normally advocate keying a car, but come on.
Also infuriating: it was probably bought using the heavy truck business tax break that subsidizes so many radiostation SUV purchases.
Posted by: tom at May 26, 2005 5:43 PM
The only thing that could make that monstrosity worse is if it were blaring Celine Dion with the windows down.
Posted by: chrisafer at May 27, 2005 7:13 AM
I never saw a Hummer I liked until this one! God Bless Sean Hannity
Posted by: Jeffrey Mac at May 27, 2005 3:15 PM
america, you now have a comprehensive symbol of everything that is wrong with you.
Posted by: erin at May 27, 2005 3:54 PM
Even more than most hummers, that vehicle deserves to show up on FUH2.com.
Posted by: jay at May 27, 2005 4:03 PM
Hey, why not. Look what the Wonkettish metrosexual with the pretty nails drives when he's not posing as a junior senator from Mass...
Posted by: johnB at May 27, 2005 9:08 PM
The only thing that monstrosity is missing are large bullhorns blaring the theme song to 'Team America'.
America, F*CK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother f*cking day
McDonalds, F*CK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, F*CK YEAH!
The Gap, F*CK YEAH!
Baseball, F*CK YEAH!
NFL, F*CK YEAH!
Rock and roll, F*CK YEAH!
The Internet, F*CK YEAH!
Slavery, F*CK YEAH!
Posted by: chairmandave at May 28, 2005 1:27 AM
A Flag, an eagle, Hannity, and a Hummer.
...you just KNOW some Freeper creamed his jeans over this photo.
But this could be a good idea, add a roof mount m-60, pipe out the "let freedom ring" song, and drag a chained arab behind it, and we might well get reptilian brain sensory overload.
How'd they kill those aliens from "Mars Attacks"?
Posted by: Joe C at May 28, 2005 1:41 PM
Maybe I should get Jeanne Garafelo painted on my Mini...
Posted by: kosmo vinyl at May 28, 2005 3:20 PM
I think I saw that monstrosity on the road a little while ago...if I remeber correctly, it has a picture of Rush Limbaugh on the other side. Proud defenders of America, or some other such crap.
Posted by: Matt F at May 29, 2005 5:33 AM
Hey look at the big fat lier. on the big fat hummer. I wonder if it got up armored. I would rather see hannity on the back of a milk carton. If we had laws that said you can't lie on tv that's where he would be. lie's do kill too you know.
Posted by: steve at May 29, 2005 2:20 PM
Just one more reason to add to the list of reasons to move out of this piece of crap country.
Posted by: Renali at May 31, 2005 4:57 PM