June 28, 2005
So R.J., how was your vacation?
What I've learned:| D.C. | South Florida | |
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| Drunk food: | Jumbo Slice | Empenadas |
| Anachronistic cause: | Taxation without representation | Anti-Communism |
| Drivers: | Can't drive in snow | Can't drive in anything |
| Voting: | Can't (de jure) | Can't (matter of ability) |
| Flashed at parties by a**holes: | White House/Hill ID Badge | Versace |
| Display of money: | Hiring Bob Livingston | Renting a Maserati |
| Mechanical metaphor: | The revolving door | The Miami Sound Machine |
Posted by rj3 at June 28, 2005 9:28 PM
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Dude, I just moved up to the DC area two months ago from Miami and I couldn't agree more. I lived there the first 30 years of my life in that godforsaken state, and I intend on never going back.
Well, except for Disney World. I'm sure my daughter will want to go sooner or later...
Posted by: Gabe at June 29, 2005 4:17 PM
I'd agree with most, but Julia's Empanadas are the best drunk food ever, not jumbo slice, be it in DC or Miami.
-Eric
Posted by: eric at June 29, 2005 4:49 PM
ahem. AHEM!
Posted by: b. at June 29, 2005 9:32 PM
Nice post. Funny.
Posted by: The Senator at June 30, 2005 11:07 AM